Up yours Homer Dudley

Kanye, Kanye, Kanye; this is what i want you to do. I want you to unplug your vocoder, and plug everything back in like it wasn't there. then i want you to put your vocoder back in it's box along with any manuals or instructions it may have come with. Keep the wires you can use them for other shit. Then take a little walk across the brooklyn bridge stopping at it's apex. Now pay close attention because you don't want to screw this up. Then raise the vocoder above your head and throw it into the water. Then do that little garth fagan dance all the way back to your studio and slap the shit out of whoever made you look like and asshole on SNL. They should've known better than to take the band away from you. no amount of lighting magic or sound effects will give you the proper amount of credibility a band will give you. without them your just a vocalist jumping around like an idiot. however whoever figured out that all of this would take the spotlight off of Hugh Lauries bald spot should pass go and collect a brazillion dollars.